Finally, a man who gets the the whole Edwards blogger thing. Craig Richardson knows the source of true feminism, the virgin Mary.
“While these two women were clearly selective in hand picking the worst of the e-mails they received, I too was horrified by the level of hatred put forth by those who purport to defend the Church and the pro-life cause.”
How dare they use negative emails to prove their point! I’m sure they somehow made this all up.
“I find it ironic as these two women left their post on the campaign to continue ‘defending the rights of women,’ whatever that means, Pope Benedict XVI dedicated his Wednesday public audience to highlighting the essential role women have played in Church history”
Because the Pope knows what’s best for women, more than women do… he’s da Pope, after all.
“These great contributors to Christianity didn’t view their femininity and ability to rear children as a curse but people who God had handpicked for a unique and saving role for humanity.”
I don’t think I’ve ever heard Melissa or Amanda ever say that the ability to give birth was a curse, but I’m sure they think it, because they’re both foul mouthed lesbian snatchomites.
“According to the Vatican Information Service (VIS), the Pope today said: ‘The history of Christianity would have developed quite differently without the generous contribution of many women’…and he recalled how John Paul II had written: ‘The Church gives thanks for each and every woman … for all the manifestations of the feminine “genius”.’
Because feminine and masculine “genius” are different. “Go bake me a pie, genius!”
“I actually feel sorry for Amanda and Melissa. They will never realize their true femininity and its awesome power if they continue to be mired in this failed and dying philosophy of radical feminism that has trapped so many women of my generation.”
Ya, you dumb bitches! Get back in the kitchen, make me a pie, and squirt out a couple of kids while your at it! Feel the awesome power of Jesus as contractions rock your uterus! Those poor trapped women that have chosen not to learn to make pies and squirt babies out their uterus. And to think they want equal pay for equal work! Sheesh, they’re so stupid, they don’t even know what they’re missing out on. Here I thought feminine meant a characteristic of or appropriate or unique to women. Hell, it must mean pies and babies.
“As the Virgin Mary so beautifully demonstrated, being truly feminine doesn’t mean being subservient to anyone except for almighty God.”
I don’t think I recieved the updated bible without Ephesians 5:23 in it. “For the husband is the head of the wife as Christ is the head of the church, his body, of which he is the Savior.”
God punished you for a reason, ya apple eating whores. Please, just remember your place, pie’s and baby squirts… bitches.
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