Marti Abernathey » *color me amused* http://www.martiabernathey.com Breathing is life, but loving is living. Sun, 01 May 2011 07:45:20 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Dokken: Chicken Fucking Heavy Metal Rock Gods http://www.martiabernathey.com/dokken-chicken-fucking-heavy-metal-rock-gods.htm http://www.martiabernathey.com/dokken-chicken-fucking-heavy-metal-rock-gods.htm#comments Thu, 12 Nov 2009 17:48:16 +0000 admin http://1609671498 I recently was watching the new Dokken/Norton Antivirus commercial:

I think they’re funny as hell, but they led me to watch this old video:

Is it just me, or is this video full of homoerotic imagery?

Lastly, I’d ask about this commercial:

Um, does this mean Dokken is a band of Chicken fucking, hair metal gods?

]]> http://www.martiabernathey.com/dokken-chicken-fucking-heavy-metal-rock-gods.htm/feed 0 My Civilization’s Dying http://www.martiabernathey.com/my-civilizations-dying.htm http://www.martiabernathey.com/my-civilizations-dying.htm#comments Thu, 22 Oct 2009 14:04:49 +0000 admin http://www.martiabernathey.com/?p=826 When I was a teen/tween, music kept me alive and sane. One of my favorite bands was the Zero Boys. This song crystallizes that moment in time:

The really fucked up thing about the song is that it could be written today:

Civilization’s dying
And no one’s realizing
The position of hate stuck inside the gun

Civilization’s crying
And I won’t try to deny it
We got a problem son,
Something’s gotta be done

With the Pope
And the president
And the big rock star who made a lot of money
All got one thing in common
They know it ain’t no fun to get shot with a gun

Civilization’s dying
And no one’s realizing
The position of hate stuck inside the gun

Civilization’s crying
And I won’t try to deny it
We got a problem son,
Something’s gotta be done

Civilization’s dying
And no one’s realizing
The position of hate stuck inside the gun

Civilization’s crying
And I won’t try to deny it
We got a problem son,
Something’s gotta be done

With the Pope, and the president, and the big rock star who made a lot of money
Made a lot of money, made a lot of money, made a lot of money
Yeah!

I get to feeling like shit, like we’re stuck in this fucking negative loop of corruption, stupidity, and hatred. And then…

I watch this:

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Jesus is not only my homeboy, but my Facebook friend

]]> http://www.martiabernathey.com/its-all-over.htm/feed 5 I’m Kinda Pregnant! http://www.martiabernathey.com/im-kinda-pregnant.htm http://www.martiabernathey.com/im-kinda-pregnant.htm#comments Mon, 17 Sep 2007 14:12:01 +0000 admin http://www.martiabernathey.com/im-kinda-pregnant.htm Ever been complimented and offended at the same time?

I hadn’t, until today…

A woman I didn’t know asked me:

“So when are you due?”

As in pregnant!

:p

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enjoy.

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Buck With Large Antlers was Actually a ‘Shemale’ with Nice Rack

“Carmen Erickson and his six hunting partners in North Dakota received a shock when they examined the nice buck deer that Erickson had shot. The deer was actually a doe with a large 4-by-4 rack. “It’s got no male utilities,” said Erickson, from Minot. “It has teats … it was pretty unusual. I’m sure this story will be around for 10 years. At least in our group.” They notified the the Game and Fish Department and received a recorded message. The message said these types of deer often are just bucks who for some reason got castrated or whose testicles haven’t descended. Erickson said that does not apply to his his deer, however. “We couldn’t find any male genitals,” he said.

(Source URL)

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