Category: I’m a goof

Shemale Deer!

Shemale Deer!

I had to post this. I think they ought to do more investigating on this doe. She might just be a post-op tranny doe. ;)


Buck With Large Antlers was Actually a ‘Shemale’ with Nice Rack

“Carmen Erickson and his six hunting partners in North Dakota received a shock when they examined the nice buck deer that Erickson had shot. The deer was actually a doe with a large 4-by-4 rack. “It’s got no male utilities,” said Erickson, from Minot. “It has teats … it was pretty unusual. I’m sure this story will be around for 10 years. At least in our group.” They notified the the Game and Fish Department and received a recorded message. The message said these types of deer often are just bucks who for some reason got castrated or whose testicles haven’t descended. Erickson said that does not apply to his his deer, however. “We couldn’t find any male genitals,” he said.

(Source URL)

This made me laugh…

This made me laugh…

A comment by a fellow Alumni of my high school,

“after the reunion, i see that we have all changed. apparently not as much as marty abernathy. whatever floats ones boat, or words to that effect….”

Not really sure if that’s a dig, or not. Pffffffffft. I don’t care, it made me laugh.

Some things, like sense of humor, just get better with age.

The New Cher

The New Cher

You know you’re a queer if:

“Vogue” is in your music library and it makes you want to “get up on the dance floor”…

or my living room….

*ahem*

On The Bus You Can Just Call Me Pat

On The Bus You Can Just Call Me Pat

All those years of watching SNL just paid off.

When I go to work I can’t go in full femme mode so I just go extremely andro. Since I go through some pretty rough neighborhoods I just let everyone think what they will.

A couple of days ago I lost my battery charger, or so I’d thought. Today on the bus a fellow regular said “She turned it in, although she referred to you as a woman.” Following “Pat’s” lead I simply said “I get that a lot.”

Thanks Pat, you saved my ass!

pat.jpg

Word For The Day.

Word For The Day.

If your say you love me, you should be able to show it in your words AND your deeds. Anything less is just flummery.

I am a woolgatherer! Sounds kinda scratchy!

I am a woolgatherer! Sounds kinda scratchy!

woolgathering \WOOL-gath-(uh)-ring\, noun:
Indulgence in idle daydreaming.

What I lerned at dictionary.com

What I lerned at dictionary.com

I feel like life is a crabwise slamdance.

crabwise \KRAB-wyz\, adjective:
1. Sideways.
2. In a cautiously indirect manner.

WordPress Themes

Bad Behavior has blocked 34 access attempts in the last 7 days.