Buck With Large Antlers was Actually a ‘Shemale’ with Nice Rack

“Carmen Erickson and his six hunting partners in North Dakota received a shock when they examined the nice buck deer that Erickson had shot. The deer was actually a doe with a large 4-by-4 rack. “It’s got no male utilities,” said Erickson, from Minot. “It has teats … it was pretty unusual. I’m sure this story will be around for 10 years. At least in our group.” They notified the the Game and Fish Department and received a recorded message. The message said these types of deer often are just bucks who for some reason got castrated or whose testicles haven’t descended. Erickson said that does not apply to his his deer, however. “We couldn’t find any male genitals,” he said.

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“after the reunion, i see that we have all changed. apparently not as much as marty abernathy. whatever floats ones boat, or words to that effect….”

Not really sure if that’s a dig, or not. Pffffffffft. I don’t care, it made me laugh.

Some things, like sense of humor, just get better with age.

“Vogue” is in your music library and it makes you want to “get up on the dance floor”…

or my living room….

*ahem*

When I go to work I can’t go in full femme mode so I just go extremely andro. Since I go through some pretty rough neighborhoods I just let everyone think what they will.

A couple of days ago I lost my battery charger, or so I’d thought. Today on the bus a fellow regular said “She turned it in, although she referred to you as a woman.” Following “Pat’s” lead I simply said “I get that a lot.”

Thanks Pat, you saved my ass!

crabwise \KRAB-wyz\, adjective:
1. Sideways.
2. In a cautiously indirect manner.