Porn, I Knew It!

Ever have a feeling someone you knew was going to wind up in the pages of a 3rd rate porn magazine? Damn I’m freakin Sylvia Browne! I probably should go play the lottery now… ;) I won’t be shocked to see her on Howard Stern, showing her tits.

Back in the day, before I really knew her, I liked her. But then I got to see inside her. She uses her body, her looks, and her charm to get what she wants. And then there’s the fact that she’s batshit crazy. I’m so glad that relationship went down the tubes….

I’ve been taught over and over again to look deeper inside someone before pursuing anything. Bat shit crazy aint fun.

Let me tell ya.

categories My So Called Life, ponderings | admin January 3, 2007

3 Comments

  • By maria, January 4, 2007 @ 1:44 am

    I actually always had the feeling that I might show up in the pages of a 3rd rate porn magazine.

    And Jen and I were just talking about the possibility of me calling Howard Stern in the future the other night! lol

  • By Marti Abernathey, January 4, 2007 @ 2:24 am

    :0 Now that’s a reason to get Sirius!

    Actually, for my friend… it’s just another train wreck, in a series of train wrecks. She’s the one that tried to get me to break the law… she’s not playing with a full deck. It’s odd, cause I still care about her.

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