Marti Abernathey » turkey testicles http://www.martiabernathey.com Breathing is life, but loving is living. Sat, 28 Aug 2010 21:37:58 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 2006-2007 marti.abernathey@gmail.com (Marti Abernathey) marti.abernathey@gmail.com (Marti Abernathey) posts 1440 http://www.martiabernathey.com/wp-content/plugins/podpress/images/powered_by_podpress.jpg Marti Abernathey » turkey testicles http://www.martiabernathey.com 144 144 Just another WordPress weblog Marti Abernathey Marti Abernathey marti.abernathey@gmail.com no no Great Balls of Turkey! http://www.martiabernathey.com/turkey-balls.htm http://www.martiabernathey.com/turkey-balls.htm#comments Mon, 01 Dec 2008 07:57:30 +0000 admin http://1415293355 Late last Wednesday I started my trek across Indiana, Illinois, and Wisconsin to Madison for Thanksgiving. About 2 AM on Thanksgiving morning  I stopped at a 7/11 in Huntley, Illinois to take a restroom break and to get a java refill. When I brought my coffee and snacks up to the counter the cashier tried to make small talk, and said: “So did you just come from the Turkey Testicle Festival? ”

I said “excuse me? Are you joking?” He said, “No, tonight was the Huntley Turkey Testicle Festival, right down the road.” I started to walk away and turned to him and said, “I’m really sorry I missed that! How unfortunate!” as I walked out the door.

Who the hell else but me would stop in a town with a Turkey Testicle Festival?  What are the odds? Ethan and I talked about it on the Radical Trannies and now he’s saying he wants to broadcast live from the festival. Apparently it’s quite the event. You can read about it here and here. Life can be really amusing sometimes… especially when turkey testicle festivals are involved. The only thing that could of made it more amusing would have been Sarah Palin emceeing the event.

Anyone hungry?

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